Advice for Life

Good morning.

It's already clear that I'm completely outgunned on the invention tip, so I'm already gonna start pushing the definition of Posh Spies in refreshing and unpredictable new directions, including useful "how-to" advice for extremely mundane things. I've got a few in mind already that I've been waiting years, decades even, to share with the world.

Dig on this:

whudup Herpich,

Since the party is started, my entry will be a wind up tea ketle.

Yo Graham

Somehow there was never any question that when we finally started doing this, like we've been talking about fer years, my first entry would be a diagram of a hypothetical plastic carnival guy toy with a retractable cigar.